Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML
Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
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Top comments
10_4Franky 0
Why would you be walking in the middle of the road. It's called a sidewalk.
SpaceMannn 0
I sure hope the guy didn't record you, I think he did if not he would've honked at you to get out the way. I'll go search you up in YouTube(:
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Comments (67)
EminemTM 0
Hahahaha fail
GooeyChickenman 0
Girls are so retarded these days...
YDI_S 0
I don't think this is an FML. Just get out of the way?
cantfightfate 0
lol this is just really funny. Don't get embarrassed so easily. Learn to laugh at yourself.
thatisjank 0
It would have been funnier if she got hit. hahaha.
fakeaccountX 6
iNeedToGetOutTheWay
stephanie0613 0
Hahaha, sounds like something I've done. Pretty funny not all that embaressing tho.
bugwub 0
too bad for you lol!
lntreis_fml 0
Must have been quite a sight for the driver! :P
10_4Franky 0
Why would you be walking in the middle of the road. It's called a sidewalk.
crashtest1205 0
that's a good question. if it's late at night and dark out i sometimes walk in the street, I couldn't tell you why. although that's usually only on my home street since I don't expect any cars I guess walking diagonally down/across the street is faster. op still kinda deserves it
MissErikaHart 0
op called it a small street. maybe it was so small that it didn't have a sidewalk.
redbluegreen 41
A lot of the roads here don't have any sidewalks and they're too small for cars to pass one another.
MXXD17 0
sucks for you
SpaceMannn 0
I sure hope the guy didn't record you, I think he did if not he would've honked at you to get out the way. I'll go search you up in YouTube(:
nibawan 0
try being more aware of your surroundings while in a road you idiot
xVictoriaDreamz 0
That's awkward. lol :o
anorexicbarbie 8
Shut up.
cantfightfate 0
you probably wouldn't be so grumpy if you ate once in a while anorexicbarbie.
anorexicbarbie 8
Are you psychic? You seem to know a bunch about me.
sectator 0
I probably would have mowed you down, one less idiot to worry about.
Wirebiter 0
Good job having a cartoon ass in your profile pic, you creepy ****.
killabee 0
I thought it was funny, do I also qualify as "creepy ****"? Or maybe you're just a douche.
ThePaperDragon 31
I thought it was funny, wirebiter's probably just a douche...
extremenoodles 0
That's the part where you turn around, wave, and continue with your cooky dancing.
killabee 0
...if you're an ass-hat.
Hgielad_720 0
Bahahaha. You're a loser :)