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Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26553) - you deserved it (3758)

On 10/20/2010 at 12:14pm - misc - by gross - Australia

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Ha! I know the feeling. Mr. Doe figured out exactly where to stand in front of the A/C to make a fart spread throughout our whole apartment. He thought it was hilarious till I turned the tables on him after a taco fiesta.

Yeah, it's probably a good thing that summer's over. An escalation couldn't end well. :]

#14 - On 10/20/2010 at 5:31pm by TheIrishJaneDoe

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Gross you'll laugh at this one day though

#4 - On 10/20/2010 at 5:08pm by substitutes

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