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Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML


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On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States

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Okay, Being a U.S. Marine is an actual job! So to all of you who don't think it is shove it up your ass you deserve to be shot in the face! Those men and women sacrifice they're lives so you can be free and live happy safe lives with your families correct? YES THAT IS CORRECT. SO TO EVERYONE WHO BOO'S OR DISRESPECTS A MILITARY MAN OR WOMEN THEN FUCK YOU, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AND KEEP YOUR WORTHLESS OPINION TO YOURSELVES! AND TO THE MARINE: THANK YOU FOR SERVING OUR COUNTRY. Thank you for keeping me and my family safe. I hope you stay safe and stay well! Enjoy your job on aircrafts.... My husband is a marine, so I understand the difficutlies of ASSHOLES who think you all sit on your asses when you don't! and telly our college teacher to grow a pair and shut the fuck up!!!

#12 - On 10/19/2010 at 6:13am by The_Bomb2011

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Drop the shit people. Without people fighting for us we'd be fucked. it's a harsh world out there and we need guns to keep people in line. It sucks, but that's life. Your teacher is an idiot and probably just sad about their own pathetic meaningless life. You are doing a good thing.

#11 - On 10/19/2010 at 6:12am by V90

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