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Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8863) - you deserved it (54057)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Nobody - United States (Texas)

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YDI

#3 - On 10/17/2010 at 5:05pm by Icyyy

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Wow, my friend, you have honestly the best jokes I have heard this side or the other.

#4 - On 10/17/2010 at 5:05pm by Fortuitous

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