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Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27435) - you deserved it (2143)

On 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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