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Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

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This is why you always check your pockets before doing laundry.

#4 - On 10/16/2010 at 1:34pm by keepmeonthedl

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That's why you check your pockets before you put wash in.

Hopefully the iPod still works. I've had a few things go through the washer and had them still work - one of the reasons why I ALWAYS check pockets now.

#13 - On 10/16/2010 at 1:43pm by Geiko

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