Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
I agree, your life sucks (61227) - you totally deserved it (3025)
On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
hahahahah WTF
maybe thats not an FML but its funny and kind of creepy. get a new roommate btw!
#3 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:07am by hootersgirl09
I agree, time to get a new roomie. What'd you do to piss him/her off in the first place.
#13 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:23am by toolrunner
@ 14, either you are trying to say 'winner' and be sarcastic, or i just don't get you. How is somebody whining if their roomate basically wants to kill them?
@ OP, Wow that's weird you should consider moving rooms.
maybe they were trying to make a voodoo doll of someone else and they just have really bad artistic skills?
Somehow, I don't think that's how Voodoo works. It's not that specific.
#20 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:47am by Genephix
I totally misread and thought it said "father" instead of "roommate"! ..............I just woke up
#21 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:49am by nativebacon
Uhm, wow.
#20: No, that IS EXACTLY how voodoo works, do some research. That is what you are supposed to do.
Your roomate, is really wow. You should get a new one because s/he is crazy.
#22 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:50am by ohhhhshizzz
that's scary. I would defintely let your RA in on this or some other authority figure to get this figured out
Know how to counter-act voodoo? put pins in ur doll and light it on fire.
#24 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:56am by DizzyDemon0
Uhm, wow, 22, we're not all freaks like you.
It was a completely reasonable statement because, as far as my knowledge of voodoo goes, if you want someone to be stabbed by a knife, you don't use a knife. Just like if you wanted them to be hung, you wouldn't break out a whole noose.
#26 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:05am by Genephix
something similar to this happened to someone i know.
if i were you i would report it to the school and get a new roommate.
#27 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:05am by yesmy_love
holy crap. So when he poked the doll in the back, did something happen to you?
#28 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:12am by R34GTRSKYLINE
I'd get the hell away from that roommate. I don't care if this isn't true or not, it's pretty funny.. and creepy....
You should piss in her mattress and pillow case and when she questions it, say it's your own made up belief system.
#26: Fuck you. You really should do some research, I had to do a whole social studies project on this so that doesn't make me a 'freak' bitch.
#34 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:25am by ohhhhshizzz
"Today, my roommate walked in on me hanging a voodoo doll of them. Apparently the voodoo isn't working. Why won't the bitch die already? FML"
#35 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:29am by Sure_Thing
34: No, it just makes you a freak that you go on the internet and find complete strangers to be a total bitch to just so you can feel better about yourself. You weren't the only person picked on as a child, but you're the only one who refuses to get over it.
#38 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:47am by Genephix
Today, I received a hateful response to one of my FML comments. This person proceeded to curse at me and tell me to have sexual intercourse with myself. I then realized my pleasant morning was disturbed by a 14 year old girl who thinks her high school education actually means something. FML. I'm going to go do something relevant.
#40 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:55am by Genephix
#38 Just shut up and drop it okay? Yes we're all sorry you don't know your voodoo but don't go around stating incorrect facts, okay?
Report it to the dean, and get a new roomie. It's that simple.
#45 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:27pm by designedlikedice
good thing it's almost summer and you'll be moving out soon...unless you're staying there for the summer, in which case you're fucked.
Punch him in the face and make a voodoo doll of him! Stick some pins in there and light it on fire and fake a devil summoning ritual. I don;t know waht those look like, but im sure if you just draw a circle on hte ground, light alot of candles and dye your hair black it will work.
#48 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:41pm by MukyDaCookie
Maybe they just have a strange sense of humor? My ex-roomie has a voodoo doll hanging in his car... of no one in particular though.
#49 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:46pm by no_one
If that happened to me I'll punch him in the face because that would be racist, but if ur not black thats really weird.
hahaha x)
wow; at least you know what he really thinks of you, eh?
you should make one of him and stick a needle in his crotch.
#52 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:01pm by PaperxHearts_xox
Maybe you should speak about this to someone at your school.... you should tell us all if it's a prank or not, though.
#54 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:09pm by littlemisslee
haha ur roomate is a dummy...theyr supposed to put pins in it ;) haha wow that sucks ..if u feel an urge to hang urself atleast ull know why haha
#57 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:25pm by roflcopter1
you should've probably beat some ass, I mean that practice was meant to kill/harm you after all.
#59 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:34pm by someone1989
k now to counter act...
drug him in the middle of the night
hang HIM from a noose but have them standing on a chair
when that is done wake them up
say "this is more effective than voodoo"
then let him down (unless u hate him then remove the chair and run)
thats what i would do!
#61 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:39pm by magical_leopluro
WOW you have a really creepy roommate, don't believe in the voodoo doll stuff - it happens but by far not everyone can make it work, only like 1 in a million, so Id also say feel sorry for him as he has nothing better to do than to be creepy and weird...no life..get a new roommate...
#64 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:52pm by Mr_Positive
@47 Bungee jumping w/ the cable around your neck? Somehow I don't see that being enjoyable...
#65 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:59pm by save_me_08
#40 Wow! She knew more about voodoo then you do and was just telling you nope thats how it works. You were the one who started crap saying "we're not all freaks like you" when all she did was try to share her knowledge. Yes your statement was "completely reasonable" but only "as far as" your "knowledge of voodoo goes." But instead of being like oh wow thats how it works you were like "You freak you know more!" She then told you again to do some research and said she is not a "freak bitch" just because she knows about it. And she also said "Fuck you." Which is not telling you "to have sexual intercourse with" yourself that would be "Go fuck yourself." As far as your number 38 comment well that sounds like YOU. She never picked a fight with you, you did. She said thats how it works look it up. And your last comment #40 well "Today, I received a hateful response to one of my FML comments. This person proceeded to curse at me" (I'm adding the next part in case you cant tell) "and call me a "freak" for no reason other then I know more about the chosen subject then her." sounds like how her morning went. And as to bringing up her age, your profile says your 17 and you seem like a complete moron. High school education does mean something, not as much as college but it means something that you stuck through it to the end. And good go do something "relevant" because your the spiteful idiot who needs to leave, go look up voodoo become a master on the subject. You are obviously insecure when someone knows more then you.
Oh and to the original poster I'm sure you will be able to switch rooms because of this. At least it wasn't your boyfriend or your mom!
You can change roommates but you can't change the woman in which you grew inside of.
..... Today, I realized I'm one of five people in the world who knows how to read. FYL.
#71 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:23pm by Genephix
Wow, why are people arguing on here? Who really cares about the correct way to do voodoo?
Point is, the OP's roommate is obviously mentally unstable and they mayy want to consider switching rooms. I love how 'to the point' this FML is haha. It's like 'nuff said.
Well...at least the semester should be nearly over? :D'''
That's really creepy. Your roommate might need psychological help. D:
#73 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:41pm by may_cause_fail
Report that as a death threat and they'll be expelled, if not arrested. And you can say sayonara to them :)
#74 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:42pm by deathproof
definitely fyl, because your roommate is a mixed bag o' nuts. eeeep!
#75 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:45pm by imintheair
Wtf? Its an FML, not a site to bag on someone this girl who has obviously got some emotional baggage or something. Like needs therapy. So don't respond to her fight-picking.
that sucks, you should definitely report it as harassment or something too.
and wow, people are rather stupid on this site. it doesn't make people freaks to have knowledge of voodoo rituals (hello, school projects anyone? Ever heard of world religions?) and by the way, she wasn't bitching anyone out when that genephix person called her a freak so it was obviously directed at her comment on the voodoo. You people should really clue in, there are lots of forms of voodoo
@ Original Poster: So, what happened, was it a joke or what?
#79 - On 04/26/2009 at 4:25pm by JessieDevil666
Hahahhaha. Woooooooooooooooow. That's hilarious...sucks...but hilarious.
#85 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:26pm by ChelseaAnn08
that's definitely one of the reasons that i don't want a roommate, weirdos.
#86 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:27pm by Gotz_No_Love
That really sucks, I'm sorry. I hope you report these people and are able to get a new dorm room with some new (and hopefully nice!) roommates.
#61 you are just creepy lol...
and maybe the doll wasn't really supposed to be you but just a coincidental look alike. tho i can't really say with confidence that anybody that has voodoo dolls is safe to be around.
#88 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:56pm by AngelRaven89
don't run away! i agree with 33... if s/he wants to fuck with you, you should fuck with him/her... if your roomie is going to do that type of crazy shit you should def do some crazy shit back. have a crazy shit war ... why? cuz the stuff people come up with is fuckin hilARIOUs!!!
lmao that's hilarious.
it's like an email my sister got one time "101 ways to freak out your room mate"
i believe that it happened, just not sure how much your friend meant it
#91 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:49pm by that_guy321
o________________________________o i'd get a different roommate..or maybe just change colleges..thats really creepy.
#96 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:33pm by shawnarawwwrr
#72 wins all around
OP, hide the voodoo from your them and make sure nothing bad happens to it hahaha. I don't believe in it personally, but that's kind of funny. More creepy though. The semester's almost over though so you can escape your psycho roommate soon (:
#98 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:47pm by xohxbrittanyrae
Obviously your roommate made you a doll and hung it up to show you (unfortunately tying it by the neck).
ewwwwwww. that's so creepy. maybe it wasn't you? How can you tell? (I've never actually seen a voodoo doll)
ps. people are vicious on this site. I love how the top of the comment box says Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful. I guess we just ignore that?
i would have had sex with the voodoo doll of myself
and at least he wasn't on top of the voodoo doll of you... or making the doll read bad FMLs
#40: Wow, shut the fuck up. You're not funny and you're immature.
You & the other girl's little fight is just spamming the comments section. And you do realize that she's only THREE YEARS younger than you?
I hate how kids always act all high and mighty because they're only a couple of years older than someone else, learn to fucking grow up, you're both just little kids.
lmfao to the argument, you people have no lives.
#67 REALLY has no life because they weren't even in it and yet wrote an entire PASSAGE commenting on it.
so congrats to whoever knows about voodoo and your being informed. congrats to all of you for having the ability to say "freaks", "bitch", and "fuck yourself" ...and btw I really AM a 15 year old girl insulting you all.
about the roomate ...I really don't think moving out will help at this point, if voodoo actually works I don't think it matters how close you are, you can still be killed, bu I'm really not sure.
Start taking out the trash and not leaving pizza boxes all over the place. And possibly stop playing loud music at 4am.
thats so messed up of your roommate and its not funny. Its disrespectful in so many ways. My friend did that a few weeks ago and its not something to be joke about. Hope you spoke to ur roommate about it. Thats craziness.
#112 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:53pm by lifehappens628
#108 I was just commenting well "passage-ing" on what an idiot that girl was. I was "internet standing up for someone" if you may. I assure you I do have a life, and if I don't because I stated facts on someone else's argument then I guess you don't either. Good day to you :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (deep breathe) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ha ha omg hahahaha lmbo
#121 - On 04/28/2009 at 12:16am by goshdamndedit
Lol, who cares. That shit isn't real, just like vampires and werewolves. I would've just laughed and started a voodoo doll war! :-) Then again if they actually do sound and look serious, maybe you should think about moving out...
And to the people flaming in this comment thread, less QQ please. Go hit up a punching bag or something to release your inner child's anger. Seriously, don't you have something better to do than to whine and moan pointlessly? Stop flexing your e-peen and play nice.
my friend and i were talking about what someone would say if they were hanging up a voodoo doll of their roommate and they walked in? so i'm just wondering what in the hell they did/said when you walked in on them doing that
#125 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:42am by jamieskittles
Wow, time to go talk to your RA. Because either your roommate is some a-hole playing with this stuff to freak you out (bad), or they really believe in it and are hoping you die (worse). In either case they don't sound too tightly wrapped so escape as quickly as possible!
And to forestall argument, I'm not saying people who believe in voodoo are loopy. I'm saying there's something off about anyone who a) messes with other people like that, or b) makes what they believe to be an attempt on their roommate's life.
#126 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:04pm by missus_butter
I'd be more worried about your roommate's sanity than the effectiveness of the voodoo doll....
#127 - On 04/28/2009 at 3:10pm by Anonymous485
OKay genephix and ohhhhhhhhhhshizzzzz whats the point in starting an internet fight? U DONT KNOW EACH OTHER. jesus ppl that get in fights with ppl they dont know have no lives jsyk.
okay uhmmm i would prolly tell the dean or get ur roommate some mental help.
#128 - On 04/28/2009 at 11:10pm by suckishfather
Seriously, do you guys realize what you're fighting about? You're fighting about who knows more about voodoo and you're telling mommy and daddy that "so-and-so" said a bad word. Get over your selves. It's not a big deal. Who even cares?
In any case, I'd say this is made up. And if it's not, I would definetely call someone and do somthing about it right away. That is scary shit!
#129 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:06am by luv2sing247
HAHAHAHAH oh shiiiiiiiiiit.
OP, hope you booked it out of there.
#61. i'd like to think you were joking, but in any case, that ws kind of a scary suggestion...
omg what a crazy person!
confront them
inform the university admin
move out
make sure the roommate gets a psych consultation!
#131 - On 05/02/2009 at 2:04pm by vanityinsanity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FtfJ8gCOQs&feature=channel -- I think your bad moment is shown in this video =)
start sacrificing chickens and goats to plaese the voodoo
#139 - On 08/14/2009 at 6:13am by Andyangels27
109 is right.
YDI because you're moooost likely a shitty roommate.
I had an experience with a horrible roommate before. If I knew voodoo, I might have tried it too.
#140 - On 01/13/2010 at 11:10am by Isamermaid
