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Today, I discovered my boyfriend's family approves of me, not because I'm friendly and intelligent, but because I'm an adequate addition to their gene pool. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24122) - you deserved it (4143)

On 10/15/2010 at 12:40pm - misc - by nick92 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Be glad that they didn't just judge you on the surface. They decided to evaluate you right down to your DNA.

#10 - On 10/15/2010 at 5:20pm by bigbadtim

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Just adequate? You fail!
They must be evolutionists.

#3 - On 10/15/2010 at 5:06pm by RedPillSucks

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