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Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML
Kick his drunk ass out. Tell him that your plan was for him to be raped by a homeless man.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.