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Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24956) - you deserved it (3855)

On 10/15/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by IhatebeingtheDD - United States

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Kick his drunk ass out. Tell him that your plan was for him to be raped by a homeless man.

#3 - On 10/15/2010 at 1:04pm by FYLDeep

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Nice friend. Time for revenge?

#1 - On 10/15/2010 at 1:03pm by krushr

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