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Today, I allowed my friend to practice driving in my car. As she began to let the car roll forward, she looked at me and very seriously asked, "Brakes is the right pedal, right?" FML


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On 10/13/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by holly10350 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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She's learning to drive, of course she doesn't know yet. Sounds like she could use a less condescending friend!

#27 - On 10/14/2010 at 3:29am by karmaslave

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don't let idiots drive your car. idiot.

#2 - On 10/14/2010 at 3:03am by V90

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