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Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13650) - you deserved it (32213)

On 10/12/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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ydi for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/

#2 - On 10/13/2010 at 3:04am by rhanana

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Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.

#3 - On 10/13/2010 at 3:06am by smiller0789

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