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Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML

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On 04/25/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Drop it lock it polka dot it!

You guys are so lame.
I only know the song because I enjoy performing the dance routine
Which isn't a lot cooler when I think about it =[

#1 - On 04/26/2009 at 4:57am by Lambshanks

didnt u notice the rap was stupid?

#2 - On 04/26/2009 at 4:57am by twilighter_644

cheese jerky?
i'm 19 and i watch hannah montana. :)

i should be ashamed but i have other things to worry about.

#3 - On 04/26/2009 at 4:58am by terimaa

i'm 18 and love hannah montana / miley cyrus.
;|

#4 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:01am by OMIGODNOWAI

err, hannah montana??can you think of anything better..

#5 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:01am by myMistakeLyss1

If they knew it was from Hannah Montana they obviously watch it, so just shrug it off. hah

#6 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:02am by themangostar

Yeah...
The question you should be thinking is how did they know it was from HM?

#7 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:04am by Anoonymous

That would suck, but isn't she almost a billionaire? I guess it wouldn't be so bad because she made money off of her stuff.

#8 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:05am by 24788

"apperently" my ass u watch the show.

#9 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:05am by bad_JUJU

They knew it was Hannah Montana.. and I have a friend who's 20 and like Hannah Montana, and she's actually pretty cool/normal

#10 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:06am by Osakhomen

give that friend mad props. great joke on his part!

#11 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:08am by DownUndah

we got serious bling bling and baggy waggy pants??

#12 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:08am by ecilart

wait are you a guy??
it's def funnier if you are..

#13 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:08am by ffffffffffffffff

They must watch it to, how else did they recognize the rap?

#14 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:11am by Chvdl

lol I think we've all watched hannah montana at least once.

I'm 19 and watch it. its funny. :}

#15 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:11am by lazylacey

#14: Very good point.

Also, unless someone wants to be the ultimate rebel, you know most anything put up for school is crap, unless you are very creative.

#16 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:12am by PYLrulz

Those guys are just as bad, they recognized the rap so they must watch it as well.

#17 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:12am by Emico

Hannah Mortanna is awesome. I do not see the problem here.

I'm 17 btw. So are a whole bunch of other people I know who watch it.

#18 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:17am by risska

what rap, the cheese jerky one? or the one she does on stage?

#19 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:20am by loveisalie2

Hey, you'd be surprised how many 17 year olds watch Hannah Montana. I'm sure you're not alone... Sadly.

#20 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:24am by malaproposDame

wait how do THEY know it from from the show?

#21 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:26am by JacktheBlack

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#22 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:36am by memmer66

hahah not a big deal

#23 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:36am by username93

wait. how do they know its from Hannah Montana?

#24 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:41am by jonathan102

haha no big deal. although miley cyrus does suck.

#25 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:52am by tokyooo123

um, im 17 and i watch hannah montana? everyone i know watches that show. get over yourself.

#26 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:54am by everyonehatesyou

22, drama queen much? calm down.

#27 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:02am by llamatrauma

Anybody who could make fun of you for it would first have to admit that since they recognized it, they watch the show, making any teasing nullified. You're safe, so no FML.

#28 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:03am by Seegtease

#14 and #6 are right. obvioulsy they watch the show or at least pay attention to hannah montana if they knew it was from the show. no big deal.

i watch it and i'm 22. i think it's a funny show.

#29 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:04am by grazynaanka

i watch, but i don't enjoy.
me 'n hannah have a complicated relationship.

#30 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:06am by fleg

Aww come on nothing wrong with being 17 and watching Hannah Montana.
I'm a living example of this.

#31 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:14am by barlessprison

As many have already said they should add a "so what" button -_-
LAME :D

#32 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:19am by charbelfa

You definitely deserved it.

If you're going to rap, write your own damn lyrics...

#33 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:30am by C_Wicked27

haha don't worry about it they watch it as well.

#34 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:31am by worstlifevuh

Shouldn't you be embarrassed purely by the fact that you performed a rap in front of your entire school? The Hannah Montana stuff is irrelevant.

#35 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:39am by RhiannonD

Loads of people watch Hannah Montana I for one love the show and Miley Cyrus, also they must watch the show to have recognized the rap anyway. Next time make up your own rap.

#36 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:42am by Crissie_95

They obviously watch it too or else they wouldn't know it was from Hannah Montana. So your life isn't really that effed at all.

#37 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:47am by srslyeffed

Why Are People Ashamed To Look Like Kids?
Is that disgrace?
Because kids are bad or what?
I don't understand.

#38 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:10am by Saluton

right on #39. Metal all the way!!!

#40 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:16am by iDontFail_xD

#39 and #40 so true. also MILEY CYRUS IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL

#41 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:45am by skiz

....im 17 and i love hannah montana

#42 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:50am by beccaisonnn

Well apparently the whole school watches Hannah Montana if they recognized the rap.

#43 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:57am by itsTiffany

I love that show. What rap did you do?

#44 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:16am by i_am_tiff_21

Well... if they knew it was a Hannah Montana rap, doesn't that mean they've watched it too? :P

#45 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:19am by e_monz

Was it the Hoedown throwdown?
Recently watched the HM Movie.
I'm 16, LOVED IT.

Nothing wrong with Miley Cyrus.
Also, if they knew, they must watch it.
haha no biggie =D

#46 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:20am by alyren16

Why were you performing a rap for your whole school anyway? thats pretty lame even without Hannah Montana.

#47 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:28am by EmilyLovesYou

All of you saying, "Well, they must watch it too if they knew it!", that's not necessarily true. I have a friend who loves that stupid show and sings those songs and does the dances all the time and I've basically learned them myself just from watching her, but I don't watch the show. And this is probably a guy posting this, so it's probably more embarassing to them.
Yet, I fail to see how this is an FML situation. If the caught you jacking off to a Hannah Montana episode with a bunch of shirtless guys on the screen ... I'd see the problem.

#48 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:30am by crunkkidz

Oh God, you poor, poor teenagers. I hope life isn't so terrible and horrible for everyone like it is for you!

#49 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:43am by danedo

LMAO!
did it go something like
"im the man who had the cheese im the man who had the jerky! we put it all together and dude, it really worky, cheese jerky... say what? say WHAT?!"
haha :) or
"we leaving the show in our black limo! doe de doe de doe!"
:)
(PS. dont laugh at me coz i know this stuff! im 12)

#50 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:51am by superkid

YDI for not checking the lyrics out first.

#51 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:18am by cheese1756

Should be wondering how all your friends know about Hannah Montana in the first place.
I'm thinking your performing in front of the entire school is the least of your worries.

#52 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:18am by CaptainJellyBean

#1 it's POP it, lock it, polka dot it!
and i only know that cuz my best guy friend dragged me to the movie so get it right or stfu

#53 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:19am by magical_leopluro

obviously they know hannah montana because they knew where the rap was from. it's not as bad as it seems.

#54 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:35am by green_room119

well thats stupid because if they no its hannah montana then they watch it too

#55 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:45am by Cg3780byoch

I'm 20 and I love Hannah Montana. There's nothing wrong with watching it. What I don't get is that you're friends actually knew it was off Hannah Montana but you didn't. So wouldn't that mean that if everyone else figures out what it's from, that they watch it and you don't, so in your eyes it's bad for them.

#56 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:55am by TaraLin07

learn to laugh at yourself. I'm sure people thought it was funny that you were singing a children's show song. :]

#57 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:04am by reetah

I dont get it. Im 22 and miley cyrus is great, dont be sad about it

#58 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:08am by cashewbutt

more embarrassing that you thought it would be a good idea to rap in front of your school.
cringeeeeeeeeee

#59 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:09am by kate08

well your friends apparently knew the rap, so doesn't that mean THEY watch Hannah Montana?

#60 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:10am by blueforyou

i really don't think you should be that mortified about it, just look at all these comments. and Miley Cyrus is great anyway, so it shouldn't matter.

P.S. do you know which rap it was? Like how it went? Sorry, I'm just a really big fan of the show and i Just wanna know.

#61 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:12am by a_person

First of stop calling them a dumb idiot, it could happen to anyone who trusts their friend. It's just funny they made fun of you for watching that show, because clearly they are watching that show if they know where it comes from. You have nothing to worry about, if anything now you can make fun of them for being closeted Hanna Montana Fans, I couldn't think of anything worse for a 17 year old to be.

#62 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:15am by Goldfinch86

lol thats funny but if they knew it was from hannah montana then that means they must watch t so dont worry about itt

#63 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:16am by wadegirl23

Oh and people if you clearly read this, the person does not watch the show.

#64 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:17am by Goldfinch86

I'm 16 and I watch Hannah Montana....

#65 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:25am by emery52

hahahaha
I'm guessing you did the Hoedown Throwdown.
Seriously though you never thought that your friend may have got it from somewhere ?

@1 : I also enjoy the dance routine. XD

#66 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:32am by Sinia

You know, plenty of people in their mid-late teens watch Hannah Montana.
It's not that big a deal.
I'm 16, I watch it.
Don't cry about it and don't care about what other people think regardless.

#67 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:35am by Sugar_Celebi

My 21 year old ex boyfriend loves Hannah Montana.. along with Metallica, most other death metal bands, and any gore slasher flick. =/

#68 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:37am by xogoonie4life

ah im 17 and i watch HM
lmfao
idc tho haha
i like miley cyrus

#69 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:39am by billa

Who cares? YDI for being so concerned about acting "too childish"

#70 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:43am by coconut_crush9

i'd totally plow hannah montana or however u spell her name. I don't care how old she is. she could get it.

#71 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:47am by DizzyDemon0

They are just as lame as you are for knowing that it was from Hannah Montana...

#72 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:52am by Jennifer83

...so? get over yourself please

#73 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:55am by lovetoday

theres nothing wrong with Hannah Montana =]

and plus, how would they know that its from Hannah Montana?
that obviously means that they watch it as well.

#74 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:59am by foreverisabelx3

if youre girls, then theres nothing wring with it
if youre guys, FYL

#75 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:06am by RavensRule97

i'm 17 and i watch hannah montana XD i even know the hoedown throwdown off by heart (both the dance routine and the song o_O).

(8)pop it, lock it, polka dot it...(8)

#76 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:07am by mariam

Haha that sux...but the funny thing is, they make fun of you for thinking you watch Hannah Montana, yet they all knew where the song was from and you didn't...hmmm maybe your friends have some hanna montana secrets to tell you

#77 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:15am by cowboys1122

I was thinking the same thing as 77.

It sucks, but believe me, I know a LOT of people who are older than you and still watch and listen to Hannah Montana.

#78 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:21am by squeaksx24

miley cyrus IS turning 17 this year, so it's only natural that 17, 18, etc would watch her show considering they grew up with it or w/e

#79 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:22am by ghadir

rap is the best rock is fuckin gay shit

#80 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:23am by fmlcommenter

haha im sixteen and i watch hannah montana.
actually a lot of people do, so it's not really embarassing.
maybe people thought you did something from the show on
purpose, to be funny.

#81 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:27am by tropmignon

im 17 & i love hannah montana. . disney is not just for little kids

#82 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:29am by angie_babi

I'm gonna have to go with the general consensus here and say that the fact that they knew it was Hannah Montana and you didn't really means that they're the ones who should be embarrassed. I wouldn't know a Hannah Montana song if I heard it either.

#83 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:31am by bassmanchris

You shouldn't be ashamed!
What about the person that told you that the rap was from Hannah Montana? Well, I guess he/she watch that show too. Or else it would be kinda hard to guess that the rap came from that TV show.

Btw, I know many who like Hannah Montana. :-)
Aaaand, they're 17 too! Turning 18 this year! Go Disney, it's nothing to be ashamed of, to like Disney/Hannah Montana. :-)

#84 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:32am by zavanna

LOL @ 35!!!!!

and also im 17 and i love hannah montana and i wouldn't care if my school knew.

#85 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:46am by britt_xo_99

Boom, Clap, Clapty, Clapty, Clap! Eh sorry that song is so ridiculous it makes me giggle a little every time I hear it.

#86 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:13pm by Exlibris

the question is how did they know that rap was from Hannah Montana. Don't feel so stupid. It's the highlight of college life.

#87 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:20pm by bellstrange

*sighs* I hate it when others make me look stupid. I would have just said, "I had no idea that came from there, ______ gave us the impression that he/she made it up!" I'd print 'sorry we broke copyright' flyers or something.

#88 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:31pm by TryToBeKind

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#90 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:33pm by iDontFail_xD

hahahaha was it the hoedown throwdown?

#92 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:37pm by DeadMansCrack

well doesn't that mean all the people who asked you why it's off of hannah montana WATCH hannah montana...so don't worry, its NBD

#93 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:40pm by 1234321

ew miley cyrus is an untalented little hoe whos only famous cuz of her daddy
haha so your situation is pretty funny.
at least you didnt get booed offstage/ had stuff thrown at you :P

#94 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:57pm by mothafucka

Who is moderating these???

#95 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:01pm by HelloFlower

Couldn't be too bad if that person that asked you knew what it was.

#96 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:04pm by ATH3NA

im just turned 17 and my birthday cake had a big picture of Hannah Montana on it. I love Hannah/Miley and i guarentee half of your school does too!

#97 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:07pm by brick16flash

You considered yourself hard enough thugs to rap in school? Then you rapped about something from Hannah Montanna? I hope to god you did this rap as a joke, otherwise I think you just got kicked out from your "gang"

#98 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:12pm by MukyDaCookie

If they knew it was Hannah Montana, they must watch it too.

#99 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:13pm by saxlover

YDI for poisoning peoples ears with rap
Dumbass

#100 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:14pm by Chickenpuddin

i agreeee with 94 :)

#101 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:15pm by xij3ss

how would they know unless theyve watched the show..and 100# stick to your country music and stay off your computer. No one likes a HATEorade drinker :)

#102 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:30pm by roflcopter1

you're an idiot. ydi

#103 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:34pm by k1o2a3l4a5

... if they new it was a song from that show, they clear watch it also.

#104 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:57pm by tessa_xxo

Well how would they know it was from Hannah Montana if they didn't watch it themselves?

#105 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:01pm by Lady_Luck

well if they know the rap from there then they can't imply that knowing that rap means ure watching Hannah Montana right?

#106 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:01pm by Mr_Positive

Hahahhahahahahhahahahaha! Fags.

#107 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:13pm by Nakedsquirrel

Hoedown Throwdown

Boom clap
Boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap
Boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap
Boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap
Boom de clap de clap

Try it with me
Here we go,

Boom boom clap
Boom de clap de clap (woah-woah)
That's right
Boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap
Boom de clap de clap (woah-woah)

1,2,3,
Everybody come on, off your seats
I'm gonna tell you about a beat
That's gonna make you move your feet

I'll get the Barb-bay-que show
And tell you how to move
If your five or eighty-two
This is something you can do (woah-woah)

Pop it
Lock it
Polka dot it
Countryfy it
Hip hop it
Put your hawk in the sky
move side to side
jump to the left
sitck it, glide

Zigzag cross the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
When the drum hits
Hands on your hips
One foot in
180 twist

I said a,
Zigzag, step n' slide
Lean to the back
And clap three times
Shake it out
Head to toe
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

We get to four, five, six
And your feelin butter stiff
But it's not time to quit
Practice makes you perfect (woah-woah)

Pop it, lock it
Poke a dot it
Countryfy it
Hiphop it
Put your hawk in the sky
Move side to side
Jump to the left
Stick it, glide

Zigzag cross the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
When the drum hits
Hands on your hips
One foot in
180 twist

I said a,
Zigzag, step n' slide
Lean to the back
And clap three times
Shake it out
Head to toe
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

Boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap
Come on
Here we go
Boom boom clap
Boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap
Boom de clap

Pop it, lock it
Poke a dot it
Countryfy
Hiphop it
Put your hawk in the sky
Move side to side
Jump to the left
Stick it, glide

Zigzag cross the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
When the drum hits
Hands on your hips
One foot in
180 twist

I said a,
Zigzag, step and slide
Lean to the back
And clap three times
Shake it out
Head to toe
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

Boom de clap
Ba boom boom clap clap clap
Boom dot clap
Ba boom boom clap clap clap
Boom de clap
Boom de clap de clap
Throw it all together
That's how we roll

#108 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:17pm by LittleMel4

Okay, people quit fighting about music. Shit, real mature.

#109 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:22pm by hinice

cheese jerkey!!

#111 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:27pm by gaararox13

miley cyrus is hot

#112 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:28pm by cjk6318

#108 - it's "lean it left" and "4 , 5 ,6 and you're feeling busted"

haha...

#113 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:31pm by musicmajor17

They could have younger siblings that watch it, I myself have a younger brother who does. I'm not going to lie, I do watch it sometimes when its on. Although I don't know the rap I know the general story line.

Also your friend who "made it up" is s/he like an aspiring rap artist? Why would s/he make something up for just your benefit? Especially when they weren't even your "best" friend?

#114 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:46pm by xMooMoox

My fiance's buddy is 22 and he LOVES Miley Cyrus. His sister got him her CD as a joke, and he loved it. lol

#115 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:57pm by ZuraLasgeon

haha its not a big deal.. everyone probably thought it was really funny. if anyone actually cared then there is something wrong with them.... then again you are still in high school and people are so immature...

#116 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:09pm by fam_surprise

if they recognized it was by hanah montana, wouldnt that mean they watch it too?

#117 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:14pm by l0st4lif3

if your friends knew what it was, that makes them just as weird.

#118 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:21pm by suckstobeyou3

I hate when people trash other people's music views.
So what if the OP likes rap or other people, you sound very idiotic because it's not like you HAVE to listen to it. Now do you? Really, if you think it's crap then don't listen to it. Simple as that, if you like Metal, rock, etc. Listen to it but don't push it onto other people.
I love ALL music, and I will listen to all music. Everything has something good about it, and for some people to talk shit about a music genre is like I said above, VERY IDIOTIC.

-Grow up, mature.

*Oh and bringing race up is even dumber. Not all black people listen to rap, I barely do. And I know A LOT of white/spanish/ASIAN people who listen to rap. And black's who like metal. So don't generalize, because the genre comes from those people.

Fucking idiots.

And personally I don't like Hannah Montana, but Miley Cyrus is a pretty good singer. And they do actually have two different sounds. Oh and they must watch it too to know where the rap came from.

#119 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:23pm by ohhhhshizzz

hold up...everyone i know watches hannah montana. I am 18 years old! get over yourself....a group of my friends just went to see the movie at the drive in. Its not for 8 year olds, they probably wouldnt understand most of it! If youre a guy....well then that is very different hahaha

p.s. hoedown throwdown is not a rap hahah

#120 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:28pm by stephfml

They clearly watch Hannah Montana cause they knew it. And I watched HM when I was 22, so whatever.

#121 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:38pm by ricin_poisoning

wow.... that is pretty pathetic knowing people my age watch that show. *shivers* Disgusting. No offense :P

#122 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:40pm by meganfeld

Rap and Hannah Montana both suck. YDI

#123 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:45pm by deathproof

39, 40 hell yeah. also, hannah montana = fail. anyone over 13 watching the disney channel is sad.

#124 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:57pm by satanicminnow1

What were the lyrics? rofl

#126 - On 04/26/2009 at 4:53pm by Emwo

Don't feel bad....I'm seventeen and we actually do have people at school who like Hannah Montana. Like, hardcore fans. It's sad.

#127 - On 04/26/2009 at 4:57pm by smiliee

did you notice anything about the lyrics before performing?

#128 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:14pm by Gotz_No_Love

Um, why do a whole bunch of high schoolers recognize a rap out of Hannah Montana?

Failure on their part, not yours.

#129 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:18pm by fortywhacks

oh no! this is horrible! You'll never live this indignation down!

#130 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:24pm by FTA_48

I want to know how the other kids, who are 13-18 I assume, knew that it was from Hannah Montana.

#131 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:35pm by SarahxJane

uh, doesn't the logic follow that if they know the rap is from Hannah Montana, that they, too, watch the show? I know a girl who's 19 and watches Hannah Montana. I'm sure you'll survive.

#132 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:43pm by _Elizabeth_

uhmm. who gives a crap?
people have lives nobody cares if you watch hannah montana
most of the audience probably found it funny and the rest were asleep.

#133 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:06pm by _shit_happens_

First of all... why were you rapping for your entire school...?
Secondly @ # 50... you are 12? why the hell are there children on this website?
Third, i love rap, there's nothin like some old school biggie or some underground shit.
and fourth, hannah montana fucking sucks

#134 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:09pm by in_wonderland

I'm less concerned about you guys liking Hanna Montana and more concerned that you thought it was cool to "rap in front of the school". You guys are huge F-A-G-S. You are not gangsters.

#135 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:17pm by crasher41

So? How did your 'adult' friends know where the song was from?

#136 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:25pm by AliciaContreras

obviously everyone else watches it too if they could recognize the rap.

#137 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:32pm by WallyTalent

DEFINITELY AGREEING WITH #2. Damn, your HELLA stupid.
OMFG!, why didn't you read it before hand?

#138 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:37pm by ebbasaur

okay, if people asked why the rap was from hannah montana and then made fun of you for it... doesn't it mean that they actually know the rap? at least you didn't know, but its still pretty stupid of you.

#139 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:01pm by random_thought

am i the only person on this site that thinks HM ridiculous and stupid? i didn't realize how many fans they got, or how young the audience is on this site. damn, i need to get off of here.

#140 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:03pm by latuka

You're 17 and you can't tell if a rap was from a show made for 8-year-olds. Fuck your parents' lives.

#141 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:30pm by thelonelylurker

hahaha props to your friend for a good joke.
personally i don't like her or her show but my friends and i went to see the movie (we're all 19 btw) mainly bc i work at a movie theater and it was free and it wasn't half bad, a good laugh atleast. and i find that rap (if its the one from the movie) quite funny and entertaining...i want to learn the dance lol

#142 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:56pm by rt523

Honestly..Hanna Montana is awesome! Hell I'm 20 and in my second year of College not only did I drag one of my guy friends who is 21 to see it but we saw it with my best friend and her boyfriend, listened to the movie soundtrack int he car on the way back AND I know the whole pop it lock it routeen...

Look... Ive been preforming all of my life, if someone doesn't have enough guts to get up on that stage and PREFORM then they have no right to say anything bad about you! Yeah it hurts but turn around girl and be like I didn't see you up there and just because I chose that piece doesn' mean Im a die hard fan, it means my friend and I where having fun ...trut me they will shut up after that ;) Hell I did and I fell off the stage while singing THE BOY IS MINE by Brandy ...ha.ha...-_-' it sucked but I got back up on stage after ;) Keep ur head up hun

#143 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:59pm by dramaqueencorri

well if they know the rap is from hannah montana then that must mean they watch it too.

#144 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:01pm by peacelovepink93

first of all youre an idiot second hannah montana is fucking awesome don't dis her. tons of not 8 year olds love her. but seriously you're really that stupid?!

#145 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:04pm by juicyfruit23

I'm 18 and saw the Hannah Montana movie. I will admit though i do not know the Hoedown Throwdown dance although I do have the soundtrack:)

#146 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:08pm by it_happens11

Stop caring what people think.

If you really don't watch the show, just tell them that.

If you watch the show, then you watch the show. Not a big deal.

#147 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:16pm by Fragnox

well they obviously watch hannah montana if they knew it was from the show so dont feel bad

#148 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:27pm by luvtigers22

fuck that hannah montana rocks i'm in college & i loce hannah montana but dont get me wrong i'm not a dork i get laid in my hannah montana sheets.

#149 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:04pm by melonrageous

Hey, they were the ones who recognized the song... u didnt

#150 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:13pm by BEB131

Well, if they knew the rap was off Hannah Montana, that means they watch it too, rofl.

And who cares, it's just a t.v. show. Now if you were watching something like Barney or Teletubbies, that would be a different story...

#151 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:20pm by 1337Steph

pssshh, hannah montana is great. i'm 27, a professional (i'm a doctor), and i'll proudly admit to watching HM whenever i can catch it.. it's hilarious, haha. and yes, i do have a girlfriend, she's amazingly beautiful, and she watches it with me!

#152 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:37pm by antbait11

Umm I'm seventeen and DO watch Hannah Montana, no thank you very much.

#153 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:55pm by TiredandHungry

apparently "a lot of your friends" watch it too, since they knew what it was

#154 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:24pm by Brett2873

Clearly your friends watch the show too. And why do you give a damn if people know what show you watch? Sigh, high schoolers...

#155 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:09pm by mattmag

That is the greatest prank I've ever heard of.

#156 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:18pm by SunlightVeins

ok I'm almost 20 and I love watching hannah montana. My friend and i went and saw the movie on Friday. haha Don't judge. Not a big deal

#157 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:21pm by california512

so watching hannah montana makes you not cool?
eeek!
i must be like, the most uncool kid ever!

#158 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:22pm by rebockaa

f your life. not because you sang a hannah montana song but because you think you're too cool for it.

#159 - On 04/27/2009 at 12:11am by playful2088

108, get a life.
and the hoedown throwdown, isn't really what i consider "rap."
but OKAY....

#160 - On 04/27/2009 at 12:14am by xx_hayleyy

clearly your friends aren't "cool" either if they all knew it was Hannah Montana.....

but really, whatever, I'm 20 and I watch Hannah Montana too, it's really not just for 8 year olds. and maybe that makes me uncool, but I'm not really ashamed of that.

#161 - On 04/27/2009 at 12:40am by boots13

I'm an 18 y.o. boy and I watch Disney channel. haha

#162 - On 04/27/2009 at 12:45am by redroses5

I love hannah montana =]
I'll be 19 soon

#163 - On 04/27/2009 at 1:27am by Abbikins

I'm really curious as to how you didn't think "this is retarded" before you thought about doing the rap from Hannah Montana...
Fucking retarded show.
Miley Cyrus must die.

#164 - On 04/27/2009 at 1:49am by tdawgheath

im 18 and i watch hannah montana. but even if it was stupid to watch hannah montana, how would they know that it was from hannah montana unless they were watching it too?

#165 - On 04/27/2009 at 2:19am by ambisaurus

You got owned by your friend.
But didn't you notice the 'song' was incredibly stupid?
I mean, if you liked it then that means you like Hanna Montana. No getting around that.

#166 - On 04/27/2009 at 2:23am by jthm_guitarist

Your friends obviously watch the show too. How else would they 'happen' to know what it was?

#167 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:14am by bitethedust

We got serious bling bling and baggy waggy pants, now listen to us sing and watch the little guy dance xD

Never mind about Hannah Montana. Truth is, half the world watches that show. :P

#168 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:38am by Free_Filly

On the bright side, it means they must watch it too to know where it came from.

#169 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:24am by Chromefox

He probably thought it was an Asher Roth track.

#170 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:49am by hardcore

Play it cool.
Don't get overly embarrassed and everything will work out.

btw, I think hannannaaannanan mo-banana is lame!

#171 - On 04/27/2009 at 11:10am by bwbabe09

it it was the cheese jerky rap, please tell your friend i love him.

#172 - On 04/27/2009 at 12:00pm by snoopy24

well, obviously the people in your school watch Hannah Montana if they knew the song...

#173 - On 04/27/2009 at 12:50pm by nsforever138

just pretend it was like an 'ironic' kinda thing

#174 - On 04/27/2009 at 1:22pm by percypigs

you can take solace in knowing that your friend is 17 and watches hannah montana

#175 - On 04/27/2009 at 1:39pm by dmsheldon87

dont feel to bad. i kno alotta college students who watch hannah montana still

#176 - On 04/27/2009 at 1:50pm by Melodyfire

they would have to watch the show too if they knew where it's from.

#177 - On 04/27/2009 at 2:03pm by jhesyckuh

If they knew the rap was from Hannah Montana, they have probably watched it. It isn't a big deal. You deserved it for not looking it up.

#178 - On 04/27/2009 at 2:40pm by Loverfli

apparently they watch it... how else would they have known it was from that show?

#179 - On 04/27/2009 at 3:34pm by martinilvr

don't worry about it...I'm 18 and I watch and clearly these people must too :D
there are worse things in life then watching a disney show

#180 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:05pm by Brenner

The real reason you fail is that you rap in front of your school.

#181 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:10pm by Prisoner_24601

why are you rapping in front of your school in the first place?

#182 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:35pm by LilleyWhite

well to make you feel better your entire school knew it was from hannah montanna as well

#183 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:36pm by YallNoobs

Well, then they probably watch Hannah Montana too...

#184 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:16pm by RandomFool

Well surely they must watch it to know where the rap comes from?!

#185 - On 04/27/2009 at 7:05pm by atomicmrpelly

not watching hanah montana it the fact that you weren't esucated enough to know where it was from...obviously the people that asked you watch the show...

#186 - On 04/27/2009 at 7:19pm by iLucid

Why is that such a big deal?
Maybe its cause at the school I go to people are pretty open minded and would find that funny but this one doesn't seem too bad to me

#187 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:53pm by RunZoneFive

does she even do raps? and couldn't you tell by the lyrics? wow YDI for being stupid but this is probably fake anyway.

#188 - On 04/27/2009 at 11:06pm by sensual_kidney

Hannah montana and all that other Disney crap is going to destroy all that is good in this world...There are people my age (in their 20s) that watch it, and I just think they're sad. Can we please have some good music? And some shows for preteens that don't preach gender stereotypes so we don't end up with a bunch of 13 year old Slutty McSluttertons prancing about in their tube tops and mini skirts?

#189 - On 04/28/2009 at 12:51am by rsonnack

Im 23. Hannah Montana is the shit!
I also have children that watch it...but I catch myself watching it even when they arnt here.

Obviously the people that caught you singing it watch it to...so screw um.

#190 - On 04/28/2009 at 12:34pm by tweezy04

I smell a failure!

1. They knew so obviously they've seen it.
2. There are better things to worry about.
3. Performing a rap in front of your school is kinda douche baggy/attention whorey.
4. OMG!!!!1111 Oh noesssz! You watch Hannah Montana!? Haha you failure! You're going to die alone now so uncool like omgzzzz!!!11 You'll never get prom court nowz!1 Only the losers watch Disney, cool kids watch MTV bytch!!!111 Hahahahahaha you'll be a loser fo lyf!!1 You'll not get into college, you'll not find a cool bf, your friends will leave you, your family will hate you, and you'll be fat and living in a trailer park laawlalalwlasl!
5. The above is sarcasm, if you didn't catch that you have now, and it just goes to show how ignorant our youth is.

#191 - On 04/28/2009 at 1:53pm by Trollipop

#28 has it right.

#192 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:13pm by eternalaphrodite

I'm almost 21 and me and my friends love Hannah Montana/Miley Cryus. I even took my 4 year old god daughter to see the movie because I really wanted to see it!

#193 - On 04/28/2009 at 6:53pm by xrideacowboyx00

YDI, tool.

#194 - On 04/28/2009 at 9:32pm by anatomize

the people that told YOU that it was from hannah montana should be ashamed. theyre the ones that knew where it was from! plus,alot of kids shows are great. Im 17 && i watch a bunch a kids shows,who gives a crap? people think theyre soo grown up,hah

#195 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:27pm by ondreeuhlace

lol ydi

#196 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:10pm by heyitzmeh

Dude...they're the ones that recognized it! They're the ones that are totally watching Hannah Montana.

#197 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:52pm by majesticjac

if they knew it was from hannah montana, then they obviously watch it to
and i am 17 and i'll watch hannah montana sometimes.
its not that big of a deal

#198 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:54pm by holagirl2

I want to know what rap it was;P

#199 - On 05/03/2009 at 12:14pm by chelsealovesnsn

yeah.. if they knew it was from Hannah Montanna, then they obviously watch it..
plus, it's no big deal... I'm 18 and I love Hannah Montanna/Miley Cyrus...

#200 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:00am by xxbrtnibbyxx

And how else would THEY know it was from Hannah Montana?

#201 - On 05/11/2009 at 4:46am by calamari

I'm SO sorry.

#202 - On 05/11/2009 at 11:04pm by strawberryswirl

LMFAO

Please do not tell me it was hoedown throwdown ._.

#203 - On 05/13/2009 at 11:07am by monkeybuttss

Your class mates recognized it so hello genius, they are 17 and watch Hanna Montana too!

#204 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:54pm by pianodoctor

Dude, dont worry about it....they knew the rap...obviously they watch more hannah then you do

#205 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:09pm by pocket_sized

Hannah Montana rocks my socks off. And I'm turning 18 in a month.

#206 - On 05/21/2009 at 4:54pm by not_a_valentine

im 19 and i watch her show who cares...its tv...

#207 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:42pm by PredyJessica

well if they all know its from hannah montana obviously they watch it too....ive never heard this rap but i know who hannah montana is youre 17 and didnt realize how immature and lame the rap sounded?? then you deserved this one buddy.

#208 - On 05/29/2009 at 4:31pm by 8chic8

but doesnt that mean your friends watch it? how else would they know that rap was from hannah montana ;)

#209 - On 05/31/2009 at 1:13pm by Darling_Darkling

And how did they know... ?
i died a little inside when i watched hoedown throwdown about 30 seconds ago... when i did my youtube research.

#210 - On 06/03/2009 at 4:48pm by CasualMaggot

hahahahhaahhaha

#211 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:16am by Freddy531994

how would they know it's from hannah montana...

#212 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:28pm by CassandraBear93

rofl. Nice one, lol.

#213 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:48pm by UnluckyAzn

i agree with #2 and #14
FYL dude, lame.

#214 - On 06/26/2009 at 2:01pm by c3ns0r3dn4m3

I agree with 211, how would they know it was from Hannah montana, unless they also watch the show ^_~

#215 - On 07/28/2009 at 12:20am by Hockeylover87_71

oh that one song with the words and the hippity hop?...yeah I have no idea what song you're talking about.

#216 - On 08/14/2009 at 1:14am by xSceneSceneBabyx

I'm a 18 year old male and I watch Hannah Montana.
Big deal.

#217 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:58pm by Sickly_Slick

@6 & @14 - exactly what i thought when i read it!

#218 - On 09/01/2009 at 6:29pm by djxrse

she is a stupid slut.

#219 - On 09/09/2009 at 1:58am by catwelve

your a stupid slut

#224 - On 01/20/2010 at 9:23pm by tally7mir

ydi for rapping In the first place you douche

#220 - On 09/16/2009 at 9:50pm by Adamt

hanna montana is hot! are you serious?

#221 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:07pm by mark11

meh, the only people that would know are people that actually watch hannah montana. ....and watch it enough to memorize and recognize the rap.

#222 - On 11/17/2009 at 8:04pm by lunax

FUCK YOU

#223 - On 11/29/2009 at 1:39pm by FMLjudge007

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