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Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML


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On 10/06/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by ctschantz - Sent from mobile version

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This happens all the time. I actually got into (unlocked) car once. It took me fiddling with the ignition before I realized it wasn't my car. Luckily the alarm didn't go off or the owner didn't show up.

#3 - On 10/06/2010 at 1:03pm by RedPillSucks

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Haha way to go :)

#1 - On 10/06/2010 at 1:00pm by Volcom722

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