Transportation: Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when...

By ctschantz - 06/10/2010 14:29 - France

Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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Whoomp whoomp

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I helped this guy get into his truck after he'd locked his keys in it, and he said thank you and went on his way. Ten minutes later, a woman came out of the grocery store and freaked out, saying someone stole her truck. I helped a guy steal a truck. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Fantastic - 04/03/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me. I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, but the door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. I then realized that it wasn't even my car. As I walked away from it, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

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By GeriGeriBoBeri - 28/12/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

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By oooooopss - 01/04/2012 06:44 - United States - Portland

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

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Help me, doofus!

By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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Dumbass

By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:03

This happens all the time. I actually got into (unlocked) car once. It took me fiddling with the ignition before I realized it wasn't my car. Luckily the alarm didn't go off or the owner didn't show up.

Volcom722 2

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:00

Haha way to go :)

Comments

xkjx 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 21:06

Atleast you didnt get into a minivan identical to your moms in middle school only to look over and see a complete stranger staring at you with a strange look. Yup.

LOLSWAT 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 21:20

thats ur ice breaker to get a number, dummy

got_rice808 2

Wednesday 6 October 2010 21:40

TheOtherNewest1 6

Wednesday 6 October 2010 22:11

That's why I always check the license plate. Also, agree with #28.

RufusCade 7

Wednesday 6 October 2010 22:13

And in the mean time, your car was unlocked and robbed... Those remotes work on surprisingly long distances. Have you tried to put it to your head? It makes it work on even longer ranges. :-D

CloudEnvy 17

Wednesday 6 October 2010 22:18

Amplified by the power of the mind. It truly is amusing to see.

amerwin 3

Wednesday 6 October 2010 22:24

Why does everyone always mention that the random person in their story is cute/hot/attractive? Were you expecting him to approach you at "your" car and offer to take you to the coffee shop for some oral sex?

littlexlion 4

Wednesday 6 October 2010 22:42

Haha, aw man. When in doubt, check the license plate, but hey, that's just me.

Norwegian_Wood 4

Wednesday 6 October 2010 22:55

Haha, I've definitely done this. I was talking with my friend, not paying attention, the driver's door unlocked (so I thought) and I stood next to the car pressing my remote a few times wondering why it wouldn't open the other doors. Then I looked in the back seat, realized it wasn't my car, and my friend and I walked two rows over to my car, laughing. Very much a blonde moment, though in my defense I had only had the car a few weeks by this point, lol.

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 6 October 2010 23:01

YDI for not remembering where you parked dumbass. Unless the cars are right next to each other, this shouldn't be a problem. And being on the other side of the lot, you're a dumbass, dumbass.

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 6 October 2010 23:43

Someone with an identical car parked three spots away from mine one time. Fortunately, I figured it out when the lights wouldn't flash. However, a whole parking lot? You can't be bright.