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Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10101) - you deserved it (50336)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

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Thats karma yeah, but why are u laughing about a fat, ugly person anyway?

#35 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:30am by Damnchr

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This almost made me cry of laughter.

#21 - On 02/13/2009 at 2:35am by kighrawr

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