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Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22016) - you deserved it (3596)

On 10/02/2010 at 3:43pm - misc - by harvdog - United States (Washington)

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You then should have said you were her sister. I cant imagine the employees face

#2 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:00pm by oogie_boggie

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seattle is a very gay friendly city. She could have figured u to were a gay couple and thought u didnt want to shop with her

#9 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:35pm by daviesha

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