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Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML


I agree, your life sucks (33490) - you deserved it (3543)

On 10/01/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by T - Sent from mobile version

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let his other daughter take care of his future nursing home expenses

#11 - On 10/01/2010 at 11:13am by TJammah

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I'm sorry that he has turned out to be just a "sperm donor" rather than a Dad. The good thing is that you know about his character (or lack thereof) and can look to other people to provide the "fatherly" attributes he has failed to provide.

#7 - On 10/01/2010 at 10:11am by Jewelofagal

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