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Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

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On 09/27/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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Boo hoo. you're a girl.
~20% chance that every girl will have her period during her birthday.

#1 - On 09/27/2010 at 1:40pm by ohhoho

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If you're into maths/science, a calculator is an extremely useful present.
As for the period part, well, you either will get used to it, or you should be by now. Though if you're unlucky enough to get seriously ill each month, then I can understand why you're complaining about that.

#3 - On 09/27/2010 at 1:42pm by Cinn

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