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Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24076) - you deserved it (7297)

On 09/27/2010 at 1:56am - misc - by stranded (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Hazards probably would have been fine, but headlights suck a lot more juice.

#2 - On 09/27/2010 at 6:15am by FYLDeep

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...and the kids you had stolen cut the brake lines, right?

#4 - On 09/27/2010 at 6:15am by succubusprime

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