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Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
Just tell him that you hope not because flying makes your stomach upset. Then act like you are going to throw up the entire time. Burp a little of you can.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.