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Today, I recently graduated from highschool and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4051) - you deserved it (40372)

On 09/23/2010 at 10:17am - misc - by idiotwithaface - United States

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thats what you get for lying

#1 - On 09/23/2010 at 1:15pm by lutafin

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dude you should have just been yourself, and not try to make yourself cooler

#4 - On 09/23/2010 at 1:18pm by awesomechica1229

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