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Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13758) - you deserved it (47773)

On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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How the fuck can't you recognize a puppy? Ydi, you bastard.

#9 - On 09/23/2010 at 10:06am by hipar

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OMG. You monster.

#4 - On 09/23/2010 at 10:04am by 10_4Franky

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