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Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23260) - you deserved it (2373)

On 09/22/2010 at 5:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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The manufacturer is lying. if they're too lazy to change it then they should disable it which they can also do. Is this a Ford product? If for whatever reason I am wrong, you have a major class-action lawsuit on your hands. Talk to the manager of the car dealership and tell them these things. I guarantee you they will play ball. Under absolutely no circumstances should you have to pay even a dime.

#37 - On 09/22/2010 at 7:58pm by eytanrodin

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So tell the car company to take out the key code or the device the thieves are using to get in and manually use a key to open and close the car door problem solved genius.

#18 - On 09/22/2010 at 7:29pm by BoyBeyond

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