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Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year old woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22416) - you deserved it (13089)

On 09/21/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

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wax that shit

#1 - On 09/21/2010 at 1:17pm by Gfrigo

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Don't listen to any of the above. Find a thrifty, bisexual lover who will appreciate you for being a two-fer. He/she will marvel at your manly 'stache while partaking of your womanly hoo-hah!

Consider it a gift and work it!

#19 - On 09/21/2010 at 1:40pm by perdix

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