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Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML

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On 09/18/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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what do you mean you didn't recognize it. it was in YOUR purse which would mean YOU put it in there which means YOU should know what it is. I don't understand how you didn't recognize it.

#36 - On 09/19/2010 at 4:05am by cmc9540

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Why would you even try and press the button of a flashlight if you were looking for lipstick? o_O

#3 - On 09/19/2010 at 3:08am by mutant_tomato

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