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Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML


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On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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hahaha awesome mom

#2 - On 09/17/2010 at 10:11am by saywhaaat_01

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How is this a problem? You *are* going to use one or the other this month, aren't you? (I mean, unless you're a guy). Were you under the impression your mother doesn't know you have a menstrual cycle? Or do you think that your mom shouldn't be referring to your cycle, because that's something very intimate and private.... and should only be talked about on the Internet with a bunch of strangers?

#15 - On 09/17/2010 at 10:23am by mritty

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