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Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16579) - you deserved it (4977)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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