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Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29888) - you deserved it (3024)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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were you pissed on i mean off?

#4 - On 09/17/2010 at 10:10am by MrMcToaster

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LOL, I find this really funny!

#1 - On 09/17/2010 at 10:10am by tpea

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