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Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21974) - you deserved it (11943)

On 09/13/2010 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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How could you not notice someone in a seat? F her life.

#11 - On 09/13/2010 at 7:41pm by I_have_no_clue

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So which one was she? Grumpy, Sneezy, Doc...

#154 - On 09/14/2010 at 5:40am by randomnameflob

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