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Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML


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On 09/11/2010 at 4:46pm - misc - by damnit - Canada (Ontario)

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haha I'd punch him in the nose and tell him he needs it more. :P

#4 - On 09/11/2010 at 7:31pm by purpleamandapand

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You're happy with yourself and that's all that matters. Your boyfriend sucks. :(

#2 - On 09/11/2010 at 7:27pm by lilikawaii

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