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Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
pretend u were talking to a guy with the same name as him
"lol bob ur so funny"
bob walks by
"err I'm so glad I'm fortunate to talk to you from half way across the world bob who is not the bob infront of me"
Why is the coolest guy not on the football team?
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Friday 24 July 2015