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Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML


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On 09/07/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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OMG kill your step parents!

#1 - On 09/07/2010 at 10:00am by LOLatU87

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wow! kind of seems like they should be responsible for buying you new gifts. I can't believe someone wouldn't make absolutely sure that the door to a place where people could've just seen you take a bunch of gifts was locked. it's like going christmas shopping at the mall, taking a handful of gifts to the car, and going back to shop more: the gifts will be gone when you get back. oh well... sorry op : (

#26 - On 09/07/2010 at 10:58am by green_eyes124

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