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Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28879) - you deserved it (2439)

On 09/07/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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OMG kill your step parents!

#1 - On 09/07/2010 at 10:00am by LOLatU87

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that's a great start to your new life together

#4 - On 09/07/2010 at 10:05am by Sailor_Mars

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