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Wow, isn't it great to have an understanding, loving girlfriend rather than a close minded little bitch who has to go to the internet to drag on her boyfriend behind his back. I'm just about the straightest guy you will ever meet, this is what has been told to me by other people, but I don't cast judgement on people doing something that makes them feel good. Are you so scared that you have to stick people into these little pre-constructed gender boxes? Are you sick and weird if you wear a guys boxers while you sleep or if you don't wear makeup? God forbid you have short hair or want to work outside of a kitchen. Why is it you people seem to think that a man is only a man if he takes his dick and sticks it in a vagina. No wonder so many men have fucked up images of sex and pleasure. I don't know your boyfriend but I hope he dumps you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016