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Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36628) - you deserved it (14535)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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