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Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

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On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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lol I can really imagine this going on from the cop's perspective.

Today, while on break, I see a kid in his car uncontrollably moving his body. I figured.."SEIZURE!"
I quickly rush over to the car as fast as I could and tap on the window. Apparently he was only dancing in his car..FML

#3 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:20pm by FackMyLyfe

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oh, man. what kind of dancing was that? lol.

#1 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:13pm by sjl89

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