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Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31123) - you deserved it (12299)

On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States

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why are you bitching? at least you know he wants to spend the rest of his life with you now, so shut the fuck up and be happy.

#8 - On 09/04/2010 at 1:49pm by Breeneefml12

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at least u got him

#1 - On 09/04/2010 at 1:48pm by ruin242

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