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Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31749) - you deserved it (3136)

On 09/04/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by Black Cat 13 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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you should have told her dad to eat shit. what a jerkoff.

#4 - On 09/04/2010 at 10:31am by teeeeeth

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ouchh

#1 - On 09/04/2010 at 10:28am by AmberAnodyne

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