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Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23041) - you deserved it (2237)

On 09/01/2010 at 4:27am - misc - by Michelle (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

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how the fuck did he deserve this?! there must be some trolls and dumbasses on this site

#8 - On 09/01/2010 at 10:12am by MitchellK

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Your lucky she didn't pull out a 12-gauge on you!!!

#19 - On 09/01/2010 at 10:33am by Murcie

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