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Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19876) - you deserved it (4161)

On 08/31/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by ugly - United States

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