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Today, I was studying for a midterm, so I put my computer on the side of my desk to make more room for my books. My roommate came in while I wasn't paying attention and tackle-hugged me from behind - I fell over, knocking my computer out the window. I live on the 8th floor. FML

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On 04/24/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by avanti (woman) - United States (California)

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Don't know about anyone else, but I would never ever put something as valuable as a laptop next to an open window... That's just asking for an accident to happen.

#9 - On 04/24/2009 at 10:35am by boatiebanter

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There weren't any screens on your window??? Even if I believed that it was screen-less, why the hell would you put your laptop somewhere where it could possibly fall 8 stories?

#12 - On 04/24/2009 at 10:50am by bluejean0991

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