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Today, I was closing the deal on this beautiful $200k ranch in the country. The buyer soon pulls up and we get to discussing the contract terms, soon the buyer asks the seller," Wow why is this house going so cheap?" The seller replies,"Do you believe in ghosts?" There goes my $8,000 commission. FML

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On 04/24/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by dontaskdonttell (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Wow. That is totally screwed up. I hope the seller was saying that as a joke, if the seller wasn't then they are a total idiot.

#1 - On 04/24/2009 at 6:18am by Dukedj

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You got the wrong buyers. If I had the money, I would've bought the house BECAUSE of the ghosts. Unless they were vengeful spirits. I'm sorry though, that really sucks. Especially in this global economy XP.

#2 - On 04/24/2009 at 6:24am by Darth_Taco

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