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Today, I was closing the deal on this beautiful $200k ranch in the country. The buyer soon pulls up and we get to discussing the contract terms, soon the buyer asks the seller," Wow why is this house going so cheap?" The seller replies,"Do you believe in ghosts?" There goes my $8,000 commission. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38018) - you deserved it (3595)

On 04/24/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by dontaskdonttell (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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