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Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18233) - you deserved it (6385)

On 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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Feel honour,
how many people get to be compared to a turnip?

#12 - On 08/30/2010 at 3:13am by unidentified_sta

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Turnips can be pretty emotional actually.

#6 - On 08/30/2010 at 3:07am by screamjewel_

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