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Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8801) - you deserved it (58869)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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YDI, don't touch other people's cars.

#11 - On 04/24/2009 at 7:13am by 01100110

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You could always tell him the car told you to do it.

#6 - On 04/24/2009 at 6:27am by KeithHarris

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