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Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (105389) - you deserved it (4779)

On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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For their next birthday, steal their car keys and give it to them. Make sure you drive it all night so it has an empty tank of gasoline.

Another thing you can do is buy them a new TV to replace the old one they lost. They'll say, what TV? And they'll see that you have staked claim to the old TV. Make sure the new TV you buy sucks.

#3 - On 02/25/2009 at 3:21am by haha

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Your lucky. My parents bought me a big mac for my 16th birthday

#10 - On 02/25/2009 at 4:29am by TT01Fanatic

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