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Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML
For their next birthday, steal their car keys and give it to them. Make sure you drive it all night so it has an empty tank of gasoline.
Another thing you can do is buy them a new TV to replace the old one they lost. They'll say, what TV? And they'll see that you have staked claim to the old TV. Make sure the new TV you buy sucks.
Your lucky. My parents bought me a big mac for my 16th birthday
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015