For their next birthday, steal their car keys and give it to them. Make sure you drive it all night so it has an empty tank of gasoline.
Another thing you can do is buy them a new TV to replace the old one they lost. They'll say, what TV? And they'll see that you have staked claim to the old TV. Make sure the new TV you buy sucks.
Your lucky. My parents bought me a big mac for my 16th birthday
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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