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Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because "I need to watch my weight." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35246) - you deserved it (5841)

On 08/24/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by jace17 - United States (Minnesota)

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what gives your parents the right to throw away food in this economy

#1 - On 08/24/2010 at 10:05am by YakuzaxGeneralz

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What the... No way, buy another cake or something. You cannot have a birthday without CAKE

#5 - On 08/24/2010 at 10:09am by godlybacon

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