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Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35932) - you deserved it (4057)

On 08/24/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by bestbirthdayever - United States (California)

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I can be your friend OP. :)

#1 - On 08/24/2010 at 6:26am by ticknaft

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well happy birthday...belated.
at least you got to spend it with family
& again on the brightside, you're not grandma old yet...
but you're not 'crapping in your pants' young anymore either.
something to be happy about? i do believe so.
enjoy all your birthdays while you're still out of diapers.

#9 - On 08/24/2010 at 6:33am by itsbriiibaby

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