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Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in going . . . two people answered...They said they can't make it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49597) - you deserved it (4515)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by mylifeisfcked (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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@ comments about facebook: How the hell do you guys know this subject is stated from Facebook?

Also, seriously, who has 300 REAL friends? Sorry to sound rude, but really?

#6 - On 02/25/2009 at 5:11am by Cryptix

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I think you're misguided in thinking that you have 300 friends, so you kind of deserve it.

#7 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:53am by serially

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