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Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25878) - you deserved it (2593)

On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States

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