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Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman that sits in the desk beside me looks over and says, "wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30261) - you deserved it (3230)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:00pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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