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Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman that sits in the desk beside me looks over and says, "wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39230) - you deserved it (4487)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:00pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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As a doctor, I would like to remind you that surgery is always an option.

#4 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:45pm by Dr. Phil

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it's funny because that implied that youre not pretty.

#1 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:34pm by fml0rjs

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