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Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (12589) - you deserved it (33523)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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