Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7873) - you deserved it (38873)
On 08/12/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by Jason (man) - United States (California)
IllJustGetYouASweaterThen's life also sucksToday, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who…
8to10days also deserved itToday, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my…
Look on the bright side... Oh wait, you aren't. :(
#1 - On 08/12/2010 at 6:28pm by iicaptain
See in context
#5 - On 08/12/2010 at 6:31pm by sarahalyssa
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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