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Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6588) - you deserved it (34607)

On 08/12/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by Jason (man) - United States (California)

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Look on the bright side... Oh wait, you aren't. :(

#1 - On 08/12/2010 at 6:28pm by iicaptain

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every one makes mistakes sometimes but that was just stupid.

#83 - On 08/12/2010 at 11:30pm by gleegirl445

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