By Jason - 12/08/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 731
You deserved it 44 379

Same thing different taste

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hockeyplayer82 0

I think I can sum this up in one word: dumbass

Comments

It happens. Once upon a time, years ago, I went to school without my backpack; forgot it at home. lol :P

Raleigh_bruh 7

Commenting bug.. :/ At least you didn't lock yourself inside the car. :|

sourgirl101 28

Did you say inside not outside? lol

Raleigh_bruh 7

Mercy, comic nerd? Or did you just make up that entire Superman scenario?

KiddNYC1O 20

no Raleigh it's a scene of the classic movie.

KiddNYC1O 20

superman traps them in that warped mirror or whatever and throws them in frisbee like manner lol

Raleigh_bruh 7

Meh, Superman was never one of my favorite superheroes. Although I do prefer him to Batman. :P

Brittney_E 0

that's an episode of family guy! well the locking himself in the car part anyways... ^-^

Raleigh_bruh 7

It's an episode of Family Guy, and it's also a very idiotic moment from my life.

KiddNYC1O 20

team scarecrow... eh not really although he was an interesting character

sourgirl101 28

I'm in the middle of watching that animated "Batman- Under the Red Hood" Really great video! Not sure who my favorite character is yet.

KiddNYC1O 20
sourgirl101 28

Opps I meant Gotham Knight- learning about Killer Croc, Deadshot and Scarecrow.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Mercy.. :/ Also, isn't there a Thor movie coming out?

Raleigh_bruh 7

Are you serious? Did you happen to see when it's coming out? :o

sourgirl101 28

I saw that Thor preview.(: Thor reminds me of that Babysitting movies with Elizabeth Shue starting in it.

Raleigh_bruh 7

I'm not familiar with that director. Although, Natalie Portman is a plus, but Chris Hemsworth is a negative. Sooo, I'm undecided. :| I will look up the preview for myself. :P

My hubs works for AAA. Locking yourself in a car happens more often than you think. =

GolDenEye_21 0

yea that happens to everybody at least once, but not me just yet. at least ur back in the house again

I_have_no_clue 0

Your girlfriend must not plan to use your nugget pouch in the future.

KingDingALing 9

Im guessing you live in Fail City just like in your display pic cuz youre on the wrong FML, soo uh...FAIL!

babygurly898 0

jaja...1word dumass!....jajaja

Next time check your pockets first. -___-"

bigblue95 0

so u just automatically assumed u didnt have ur keys. come on op, what have we learned about assuming from this site?

samantha987 0

iicaptain, your comment was funny cuz it's true.